Jeff- ah, salt water
me- huh?
Jeff- Take half a spoon of salt, dump it in a glass, swirl it around and swish it in your mouth. It'll heal it.
me- ... that's all ya got?
Jeff- [blank stare]
me- I opened up the blog and everything!
Jeff- yep, that's all I've got. Stop eating greasy food.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Did you know my Eustachian tube is Blocked? - Jeff Kew
Jeff: That's it, there's nothing I can do. It's just blocked.
Jeff: If it's in pain, you can heat it up with a heating pad and the pain will go away. But my ear's still blocked.
Me: Why does the heat make the pain go away?
Jeff: It causes the muscles to relax, lets the mucus flush out. Maybe that's what I need. Oh yeah! Thanks, that's what I need; a heating pad! You've solved it!
Jeff: If it's in pain, you can heat it up with a heating pad and the pain will go away. But my ear's still blocked.
Me: Why does the heat make the pain go away?
Jeff: It causes the muscles to relax, lets the mucus flush out. Maybe that's what I need. Oh yeah! Thanks, that's what I need; a heating pad! You've solved it!
Friday, March 19, 2010
Jeff on Wikipedia as a Self-Healing Encyclopedia
I have no idea how we got on this topic, but I'm sure Jeff will remind me once he reads this post....
"Wikipedia is referred to as a self-correcting encyclopedia because you are corrected by your peers. If you disagree with your peers, you can correct or extend a post. If someone thinks you are blatantly wrong, or vandalizes a post, you can remove what is wrong. Wikipedia is essentially self-healing. "
"Wikipedia is referred to as a self-correcting encyclopedia because you are corrected by your peers. If you disagree with your peers, you can correct or extend a post. If someone thinks you are blatantly wrong, or vandalizes a post, you can remove what is wrong. Wikipedia is essentially self-healing. "
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Why I started this Blog- and Who is Jeff Kew?
Hi All,
My name is Elim and I work with a guy named Jeff Kew. We sit in the same area, so I am exposed to his infinite wisdom (aka "wisdom") each and every day. I thought it might be fun and interesting to start writing down his bits of knowledge because they are so random and SOMEBODY out there might find them useful.
Some days, I sit at my desk with facts just pouring out of my ears. Other days, I am lucky enough to have someone else in our area to take in all this informational education.
Anyway, without being too harsh on the guy, Jeff is a genuine, gold-hearted, hard-core nerd. Sometimes he can be a prick (self-professed), but most times, he is helpful, kind, resourceful and understanding.
Let the knowledge begin!
Signing off,
Elim
My name is Elim and I work with a guy named Jeff Kew. We sit in the same area, so I am exposed to his infinite wisdom (aka "wisdom") each and every day. I thought it might be fun and interesting to start writing down his bits of knowledge because they are so random and SOMEBODY out there might find them useful.
Some days, I sit at my desk with facts just pouring out of my ears. Other days, I am lucky enough to have someone else in our area to take in all this informational education.
Anyway, without being too harsh on the guy, Jeff is a genuine, gold-hearted, hard-core nerd. Sometimes he can be a prick (self-professed), but most times, he is helpful, kind, resourceful and understanding.
Let the knowledge begin!
Signing off,
Elim
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